I like to watch boxing and MMA from time to time. There's nothing like a good nickname to make yourself stand out and show what a badass you are. Thomas "The Hitman" Hearns, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson these are men that just by name alone I would not want to mess with. However there are many fighters who are a lot less creative. Here are some of my favorite bad nicknames.
10. Dustin "Diamond" Poirier (MMA) - Ok. Diamonds are hard, but no one fears "Screech".
9. Pablo "The Scarecrow" Garza(MMA) - Very intimadating nickname. That is if you're fighting a crow.
8.Micheal "Second to" Nunn (Boxing) - Using a pun in your nickname is a bad habit many fighers have.
7. James "Keep 'em Sleeping" Stevenson (Boxing) - Don't expect any exciting fights from him.
6. Steven "3D" Graham (MMA) - Ummm. Isn't everybody 3D?
5. Royce "The Farmer" Alger (MMA) - Bad fighters are often referred to as turnips and tomatos. Maybe a farming reference isn't a good idea.
4. Owen "What the Heck" Beck (Boxing) - I'll carry around a stupid nickname, what the heck.
3. Steve "Red Nose" Berger (MMA) - If Santa ever needs a bodyguard this is his guy.
2. Alexandre "Cafe" Dantas (MMA) - He won't knock you out, but he will take you out for a latte.
1. Vladimir "The Janitor" Matyushenko (MMA) - Watch out. He'll mop the floor with you.
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